r3tardis:

Where can i hire someone to give me money

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oomshi:

dongboarding:

oomshi:

eat my ass

My mom said I had to eat my vegetables first

I respect that

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lamapalooza:

*sniffs air*
who unfollowed me

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College be like

ntbx:

Housing: $2,980
Meal plan: $1,457
Books: $1,429
Enrollment: $983
Air: $3,274
Grass: $4,284
Sidewalk: $5,284
The sun: $3,381

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actionables:

SERIOUSLY BE NICE TO YOUR ANIMALS BECAUSE THEY LOVE YOU MORE THAN YOU DESERVE AND MORE THAN ANY HUMAN EVER WILL

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And I understand. I understand why people hold hands: I’d always thought it was about possessiveness, saying ‘This is mine’. But it’s about maintaining contact. It is about speaking without words. It is about I want you with me and don’t go.

She was always holding my hand  (via fabulousbitch69)
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peekachiu:

'what do you want for your birthday?'

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dadsofficial:

flansjohnburgh:

theantigovernor:

flansjohnburgh:

what does html stand for?

hypertext markup language

no i mean like, what does it believe in?

hypertext markup language

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onlinegf:

why are 15 year olds so angry

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meanplastic:

*breathes*
*gains 5 pounds*

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dampsandwich:

if u smell good, we cool

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