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i’m friends with everyone until they get better friends and kinda leave me
“I still love you” is the saddest fucking sentence in the whole world
ummmm p sure “the guac costs extra” is actually sadder
i just picked up a new hobby called “messaging people on facebook i’ve never actually talked to demanding they give me back my fucking sandals”
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This is a time where a comma is really needed.
yeah good grades are cool and all but have you ever had a good night sleep
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Me when I walk into church.
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The best kind of alcohol is a lot.