I want this on a shirt
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not sure if I posted this but i think it is 100% hilarious
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True love is when your pet comes to your room on its own.
me at the club picking up girls: hey how are you doing. I would ask for your number but I already know it. you’re #1. I’ll call you later
when your friends make plans right in front of you and dont invite you
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i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked
The four agreements
even if you hate the kardashians you still want to be a kardashian
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that’s what little girls are made of
i feel bad for 5’11 boys like u were so close. u almost made it.
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