September 2012
i lose everything else why can’t i lose weight
it always amazes me when people are surprised by how fast I type like really I spend all of my time on the computer don’t you think I would get a little good at it
I DROPPED THE KETCHUP AND SCREAMED IN SHOCK AND THEN MY BROTHER CAME IN AND THOUGHT IT WAS BLOOD AND SCREAMED TOO AND WE WERE BOTH SCREAMING AT KETCHUP
- Plot twist: He likes you back
do you ever look at somebody and wonder how they moan during sex
Whenever it rains, if you listen real closely, you can hear come clean by hilary duff faintly playing
- Me: Breathes
- Followers: Unfollow
the only AP i’m gonna take is A Penis
Iris
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yeah but what you’re all missing here is that:
- girls go to college to get more knowledge
- boys go to jupiter to get more stupider
Well, I presume a girl wrote this, as not many people like to insult themselves. Well, looks like you…
apparently someone stole 30 million dollars worth of maple syrup in canada
i don’t have a punchline for that
now that’s what I call a STICKY SITUATION
