hussiebot:
cherry-flavored-stripper:
queerard:
ifallelsefailsmovetohogwarts:
wesleh:
queerard:
“It’s a nice day out today, I think I might open up the windows.”

“I feel like being healthy today, I think I’ll grab an apple!”

” i’m feeling a bit hungry, I might go for a big mac”

i swear to god
“I think I’ll go to the gateway today.”

i need to take a shit
