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filingsforkili:

True love is when your pet comes to your room on its own.

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officialunitedstates:

me at the club picking up girls:  hey how are you doing.  I would ask for your number but I already know it.  you’re #1.  I’ll call you later

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armadillo:

when your friends make plans right in front of you and dont invite youimage

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supernatural-tardis:

i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

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shouldnt:

even if you hate the kardashians you still want to be a kardashian

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41st:

i feel bad for 5’11 boys like u were so close. u almost made it.

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