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unexotic:

unexotic:

is ur music ever so loud u feel like ur suffocating

update: i was having an asthma attack

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loltias:

Seeing people the same age as you doing awesome things with their lifeimage

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whorville:

Cannibals may seem nice but they’re just trying to butter you up

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tips on kissing boys

deodoranting:

1. start off with slow kisses
2. when he’s least expecting it jam your tongue down his throat so no one can hear his screams
3. swallow him whole
4. slither away you fiesty anaconda

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r3tardis:

Where can i hire someone to give me money

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oomshi:

dongboarding:

oomshi:

eat my ass

My mom said I had to eat my vegetables first

I respect that

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lamapalooza:

*sniffs air*
who unfollowed me

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