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diamoncls:

me as a cleaning product

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rabioheab:

want to get out of having to do your homework? try chopping both your arms off. in class the next day when the teacher asks you why you didn’t do your homework simply say “i don’t have any fucking arms”

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indiandaughter:

ill pay u $7 to have a crush on me

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candycornfuse:

candycornfuse:

thirstiest:

why do people like fall

gravity

NO WAIT I MISUNDERSTOOD

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We gotta start teaching our daughters to be somebodies instead of somebody’s.

Kifah Shah  (via sexual-feelings)
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titytwochainz:

every family got a plastic bag full of plastic bags

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finmeister:

MY MOM JUST GOT OUT HER BIRTH CERTIFICATE AND FOUND OUT SHES BEEN SPELLING HER NAME WRONG FOR 49 YEARS

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